make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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