Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I am in a vortex of obligation.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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