I just made out with a guy for $7.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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