Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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