yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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