Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
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