Pregnant stripper...not hot.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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