Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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