I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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