Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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