SEEEEXXX PLEASE
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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