somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
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