This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Damn victory sex feels great
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
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