those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
so let's talk penis.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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