your thong is hanging out like whoa
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
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