what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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