they need to just BURY HIM!
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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