My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
Randomize
