Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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