Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
my vag is so smooth its legendary
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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