Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
ugly people sure do ruin things
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Someone shattered a urinal.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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