I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
North Korea, Best Korea!
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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