Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
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