so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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