Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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