would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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