i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
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