Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
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