She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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