what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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