this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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