And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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