DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize
