Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
