Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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