I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
you made out with another girl for some wings
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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