i jhust puked up my retainher.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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