Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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