so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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