I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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