Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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