is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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