True but thats because hes a fetus.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
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