I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
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