Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Randomize