Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
True strength comes from lack of pants
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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