My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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