you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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