When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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