Can i not drive my cunt home
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I understand Curling. That high.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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