I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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