matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
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