we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
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