Where did you get a picture of my penis
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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