we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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