i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
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