I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
